Todger

Todger, commonly referred to as The Irishman is a real life pretender from Dominions 4. Todger is the most ethnically diverse and least white person in all of Northern Ireland. He is best known for playing Ulm and preaching the virtues of gratitude.

Early Career
The Irishman was kicked out of school in 2011 and from there onwards decided to pursue the arts of Gratitude and Social Justice. With the help of an autistic weeaboo named Kurua he met a very experienced Incan Warlord and decided to teach him how thankfulness improves the lives of shitskins playing DOTA 2.

In 2014, The Irishman was planning a national invasion of Peru. This was thwarted by the MI5 and CIA.

The Irishman stated that Irish Americans, as well as other disadvantaged Americans, should be compensated for historical wrongs. In an interview conducted for Playboy in 2015, he said that granting Irish Americans only equality could not realistically close the economic gap between them and shitskins. The Irishman said that he did not seek a full compensation for the Peruvian Potato Famine in Ireland, which he believed impossible, but proposed a government compensatory program of $500 trillion over ten years to Ireland and a compulsory government program that sterilized all men and women without snow white Irish skin colour.

In April 2015, The Meme Clique led by The Irishman began a campaign for racial segregation and forced low priority for all peruvians and slavs in Valve Headquarters. The campaign used violent and intentionally confrontational tactics, developed in part by The Incan Warlord, the campaign resulted in Valve causing all low priority matches to require a win to count, although this essentially defeated most shitskins and slavs it also banished the Irishman from DOTA 2, permanently.

Other Endeavors
In Todger's famous letter to Gabe Newell he wrote:

"I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the White player's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the Peruvian Retard or the Brain dead slav, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistic-ally believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Irishman to wait for a "more convenient season".