Autism Cataclysm (event)

An Autism Cataclysm is an apocalyptic event that occurs when two or more members of the Autism Cataclysm group begin to argue about dumb shit. This usually ends with both groups agreeing it was autistic, or one group being endlessly mocked for all of eternity for starting the Cataclysm anyways. There used to be a score of how many days it was since the last cataclysm, but the group has since lost count, estimates range from a few months to nearly a year. This has caused some people to worry for the great Coming Cataclysm.

Human Conflict
The Human Conflict cataclysm was a heated argument caused by Daag who really wanted human conflict in the Stand Still Stay Silent Tabletop RPG, regardless of Avain's objections which ended up being reasoned by "human conflict does not fit the narrative," which is a decent explanation, since it is a story-driven tabletop. "Human conflict only exists to fit the narrative" became a running joke, the wording changing every time, relating to the topic relevant to the discussion.